i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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