It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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