Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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