We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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