Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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