elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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