Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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