This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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