atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Randomize
