More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Mom said you looked used
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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