good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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