so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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