I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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