I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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