i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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