I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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