who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
