that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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