If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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