WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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