Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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