you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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