It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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