she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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