Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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