just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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