i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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