Ambien. No doubt about it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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