i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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