I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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