My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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