WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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