Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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