She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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