Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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