i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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