I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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