We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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