First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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