Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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