maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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