Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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