He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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