Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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