love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
