so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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