I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
