is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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