i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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