I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ladies don't puke and tell
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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