? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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