my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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