i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
The air taste purple.
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