the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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