But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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