can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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